Little Dude Loves Disco

What do you do with a boy who loves to dance? Take him to a nightclub. What if he's still about 19.5 years shy of being legal? Take him to Baby Loves Disco, an inventive way to create mass hysteria among parents trying fervently to provide the best for their kids.

We bought tickets for this thing in November. November. We went on Saturday. It sells out in minutes. What is it? All around the country, they take an ordinary club and open it up on a Saturday afternoon for small kids. There's a dance floor, snacks and drinks, a hula hoop area, two fully stocked bars, all you'd expect.

As hard as it is to get tickets, it's not really that big of a deal. It's not like they got the alcohol smell out of the upholstery. The tables were sticky, but that could've been from the kids. Sticky tables are common amongst liquored-up adults and toddlers.
Much like his dad, the boy wonder didn't spend much time on the dance floor. He liked the hula hoops, but was most interested in the ATM and payphones off in a corner.

That's my kid.