Monday, February 06, 2006

Mediocrebowl

The last few years I've been rooting against the Patriots, so this year I wasn't particularly interested in which team won. I just wanted a good game. It wasn't a good game. I thought it was a bit sloppy and boring. The Seahawks had their chances and blew them. The Steelers won by default, by screwing up less.

Then there was the halftime show, with the Rolling Stones censoring their lyrics twice. First, they edited "Start Me Up," which doesn't have many lyrics to begin with (and honestly, it's a weak song, too). Then in "Rough Justice" (because everyone came to hear the Stones play one of their new songs), they cut the words "cocks," which in the context of the song is talking about a rooster.

I know it's easy to pick on the Stones for being so old and still singing "Satisfaction," but it did look like Charlie Watts would rather be working on his taxes than playing the drums. And I think I saw Keith Richards actually lose mental contact with his hands while playing the guitar. I think when you need a back-up band (as they had last night) to fill in the parts you're too tired to play in a 3-song set, you need to give it up.

Ethelbert wisely noted that the commercials were lousy, too, except the Fed Ex one. That was great. I usually love the king from the Burger King ads, but that musical number was a bit weird. And what's with the new Coke drink slogan: "Let your man out"? That was disgustingly sexist, and actually made Pepsi's "Brown and bubbly" not seem quite so stupid.

Oh well, we had some good enchiladas.

5 Comments:

Blogger Rainster said...

Neither team seemed really into it. It was an awful game. But I actually understood most of it! Only took re-reading wikipedia a few times...

The godaddy ad was the worst -- what exactly was the point in having the woman's strap snapping?

9:16 AM  
Blogger Torgo said...

The godaddy ad was, indeed, awful. The message seemed to be: go to our website and see a boob!

Someone should tell them that if people want to see naked women, there are a few other places on the internet for that. Just a few.

9:18 AM  
Blogger Michelle-Nicholle said...

I'm just sad that I missed the Kermit the Frog commercial.

12:09 PM  
Blogger Torgo said...

It wasn't good. He was computer-generated for most of it, his voice sounded off, and he was trying to sell SUVs.

12:32 PM  
Blogger Rainster said...

So much for being green!

Speaking of SUVs, the Hummer ad with the Hummer as the offspring of a giant robot and monster was pretty disturbing too.

1:00 PM  

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