Speak the English good

This shouldn't be a surprise, but the facts are President Bush:
a) Sung the national anthem in Spanish in 2000
b) Now says it should only be sung in English
c) Doesn't speak Spanish very well
and,
d) Ok, do I even need to mention his English skills?

Fortunately, the new press secretary is a Fox news guy, and the Spanish word for Fox is Zorro (yeah, as in Antonio Banderas). And Zorro wears a mask (or so the title suggests). So when Bush robs the country blind...

(it kinda makes sense)