Survivor: Go Whites!

Survivor: Segregation Island debuts tonight. I can't wait. I know it's just a marketing move, but I really think that what this country needs is a prime-time reality show to raise serious issues. "Dancing with the Stars" isn't going to do it. "Fear Factor" did raise the serious issue of large bugs going uneaten in our time, but that's not enough.

With this Survivor, who do I root for? What if the indigenous people of the Cook Islands (where the show is filmed) just booted everyone off their land? After all, they weren't always called the "Cook" Islands, not before Captain Cook (go White team!) "discovered" them.

That would be a shocker.